if you’re ever not sure if someone is paying attention to you, casually slip the word ‘potato’ into your sentence
day two of the grandparents visit: grandpa finds the porn channels and proceeds to read the titles loudly in confusion
"WHAT’S KITTY LICKERS PART II?"
Yup, your dad did that first too. Sorry I’m not sorry to burst your bubble.
Dads are the original hipsters.